Omg laughing so freaking hard send help.
a result of my wild wednesday night on rollercoaster tycoon video’d for your viewing and entertaining pleasure!!!!! only about a minute and half long but worth it for the big finale which is very emotional. ENJOY. XXXXX
in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
the more mind-obliteratingly stupid we find you, the more descriptive we get. “bless your precious, sweet, mama-loving heart” means we’re not 100% certain how you possess enough intelligence to draw breath.